Today's COMEDYSMACK  |  May 14, 2008

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FEMININE MISTAKE

Humor Piece: “IMDB Goofs for Your Last Girlfriend” by Mike Drucker

IMDB users have made “Goofs” one of the more popular features on the Internet movie mega-database/time waster. In this wonderfully cynical item from content site Black20.com, comedy scribe Mike Drucker re-purposes the format to point out why your last partner had more red flags than a bullfighting supply house.


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STUPID PARIS TRICKS

TV Clip: Paris Hilton on “Late Show with David Letterman”

With news of Jimmy Fallon succeeding Conan in ‘09, David Letterman continues to show why he’s virtually irreplaceable. In this clip from Friday’s talkfest, Dave manages to pull off an entertaining interview with witless/charmless heir-head Paris Hilton. In part two, Dave amuses himself (and us) as the hard-selling ex-con goes all QVC on him.


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I LOATHE THE 80’s

Web Clip: “Top That!” (from “Teen Witch")

Tom Cruise’s United Artists recently announced plans to remake the 1989 alleged comedy Teen Witch, a so-bad-it’s-bad fantasy about a shy teen with supernatural powers (and a mullet, apparently). This brief snippet alone—courtesy of the cinema dumpster divers at Collegehumor.com—is enough to make us pine for the days when people like this were sent off to the dunking stool—or worse.